Grown Up Advice

   I have a life tip for everyone in the working world. If, heaven forbid, you are throwing up and have a fever, then you should stay home. Yes, it really is that simple, stay home. Due to just two co-workers coming into work very ill, now I am ill. Thanks y'all, I really appreciate hurling my guts up. Thankfully, after sleeping for 14 hours, cleaning out my stomach, and sticking to a bland diet I am on the mend. Remember kids, no job is worth your health or the health of others.